ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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