So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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