so explain again why im purple
no
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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