Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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