How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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