Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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