Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
