I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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