After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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