Already got asked if we're dating
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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