Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize