TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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