bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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