so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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