Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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