So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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