But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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