i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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