Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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