Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
You're like the curious george of whores
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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