I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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