He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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