is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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