yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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