i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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