But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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