This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I want to be your penis for a week.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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