you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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