i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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