So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
