Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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