His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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