: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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