you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
