Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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