His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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