Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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