the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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