I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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Oh Jesus.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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