So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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