I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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