"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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