If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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