So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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