Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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