google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The air was thick with penises
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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