I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
