That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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