dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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