And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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