whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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