Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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