so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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