Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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