I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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