Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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