Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
